Tuesday, October 12, 2010

REALITYTUBE: BET Hip Hop Awards

Yall know what? I wasn't even much going to do a post on this shit, I had my mind made up the first 30 seconds of the show, but FUCK IT, there's nothing else to do so I might as well GO IN! This post has definitely been inspired by..
I honestly do not even KNOW why I waste my time watching this hot atrocious ass mess but I think I do it more so to talk shit on Twitter bc it's fun, lol. I'm not gonna say I'm not a fan of BET, but I barely watch it. Over the years it has gone downhill...BUT that's neither here nor there, let's get into the commentary!




It was definitely nice to see Rick Ross on stage getting his work out on. I can definitely appreciate a big man who knows how to exercise the BET way. Ricky, baby, let's hop on a scale and see how much weight ya loss!! Okay that was mean, lol. Shoutout to those beads of sweat though. Diddy. Diddy, Diddy, Diddy...Diddy been doing those same moves since I was wearing Nickelodeon panties. Diddy has been ruining performances since he embraced his overbite. I just can't FATHOM why this nigga 'Can't stop, Won't stop!' Take your own advice!

Mike Epps in my opinion did his thing as a comedian. I still want Lil Duval to host something damn it! I love him! Antoine Dodson had NO fuckin business being there let alone being on the stage. You can't expect people to respect hip hop when you got people like him making a mockery of the shit. Like, get the fuck outta here!  Shoutout to Digital Underground, they definitely took me back, all the way back with 'The Humpty Dance.' LOL. 
As much as I don't like this inflated head ass broad, I'm woman enough to say Congratulations on her two wins. It just let me know you basic ass bitches will vote for anything walking. Smh. I'm not even about to go in on Nicki Minaj, it'd just be redundant.

As far as performances...Gucci Mane looked 8 months pregnant, Soulja Boy sported his cocaine white skinny jeans, Waka Flocka is a fucking clown, BOB...I was glad for the piss break, Big Boi, I kept turning my lights off to see if his lime green ass socks would glow in the dark and shoutout to whoever else performed bc I don't remember lol. These performances just reminded me of WHY I don't go to concerts or pay to see these people perform. They are BORING!

Overall, if you missed it, you definitely didn't miss anything. I missed a couple of hours sleep behind that mess. Black people need to step it UP!